![]() ![]() "Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, my best friend in the world! Hello! Don't step onto the flats or the sand grubs will hear you!" "You're heading out to the flats? But why? There's nothing there but sand grubs and angry pirates! Just come back and we can talk about our favorite movies. "Wait, you're going NOW?! We were just beginning to connect!" "Captain Scarlett has been tracking the Treasure of the Sands for several years - you should sail out to meet her in your sandskiff." ![]() "There - you may now digistruct a sandskiff from any catch-a-ride machine! Before you go off to meet Captain Scarlett, though, you MUST return to me!" "Oh, she is fixed! Wonderful! Please hit that button to digiscan her into the catch-a-ride system. Then you may scan it and summon one from any catch-a-ride machine!" "Please attach those parts you retrieved to the sandskiff. "You have everything you need to rebuild the sandskiff! Just thank the lovely people of Oasis! It's good we have so much water - otherwise we might have died of dehydration! HAhahahahahaahahahah!" I think she has a magnetic overthruster you could use for the sandskiff." " That's Jennifer - a nice girl, but very naive. " Hi there, dude! I'm Jennifer! Clothes and boys and high school and gossip!" " Ahahaha! Oh, he is a cut-up! Oh gosh, Jocko! Jocko borrowed one of my pressure regulators for one of his comedy bits the other day! Find it and it is yours!" " Well a-hey, how you doing?! They call me Jocko the Joker, I'm a laugh a minute! Hey, what's the difference between a skag and a lack of water? There isn't one because they'll both kill you! Hahaha!" "Only a few more sandskiff parts, and you'll be on your way to Captain Scarlett and the lost treasure! How fun, that you'll be leaving me all alone! Heh. ![]() " Could I please be getting some fries with that shake? You are attractive." I gave her a coolant disperser several weeks ago, as a gift! Take it!" I always feel like a piece of meat around her. " Oh, that is Missus Blayvis - be careful, she is a relentless flirt. " Oh my word! A new person has left Oasis to come to talk to me! And this person is so handsome, too!" Friend, I believe he has an engine capacitor stashed somewhere nearby! It's yours!" " Ah, you've met Lionel! How are you, Lionel?" " Why hello, person! I am feeling very good today and not dead from thirst! How are you?" Go talk to them, but be careful - if you step on the flat sands out there, the sand grubs will hear you and eat you and then you won't be able to hang out with me." Well, my other friends out in the flats might have some sandskiff parts for you. "Oh no, did my sandskiff just randomly explode, forcing you to stay in Oasis and hang out with me some more? Darn. Use mine - it is the least I can do for the stranger who saved the many living people of my town! Oh, you're so cool." She's set up in Wurmwater - you'll need a sand-skiff to reach her. "If you're looking for the treasure of the sands, you want to talk to Captain Scarlett. Or maybe both! Come find me in Wurmwater, yeah?" So, we've got two options: we can work together and split the treasure, or we could just try to kill one another. "What's that ruckus coming from Oasis? Oh - is that a Vault Hunter I see? I'm Captain Scarlett, and something tells me you're here for the treasure, same as I am. "I am Shade, and you - YOU are the coolest person I have ever seen. ![]() "Thank you so very much, my friend! Yes, yesyesyes! Now that my water is safe, let us chat in person! Like people." "Hey, Shade! Give us the water and Sandman won't use your ribcage like a hat rack!" Now, if you could please SAVE ME FROM THE FILTHY SAND PIRATES TRYING TO STEAL MY WATER!" "Welcome to my lovely town of Oasis, stranger. "Your life's gonna be succinct, you dirty little orphan." Of the Vault Hunters who journeyed to the desert town of Oasis, not knowing the horrors that would befall them. Of a pirate queen, courageous and deadly, who would stop at nothing to find it. Of a prize so great, that men would turn the sands red in pursuit of it. No, this is how you start a story: legends speak of Captain Blade's Lost Treasure of the Sands. "And I think you're not getting fed this week. "No, no no - that's not how you start a story!" "A long time ago, there was a big pile of treasure in the desert, and the vault hunters found it and killed all the bad guys the end." The following Dialog was leaked allegedly belonging to the Pirate's Booty DLC in Borderlands 2: ![]()
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